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Comment Re:bad idea (Score 1) 121

i think you really get into too much development and design effort when such a simple task can be accomplished by using resources that are already available. wikipedia already exists, and they already have servers to handle the search requests. i still say developing a small application (whether it's some javascript, a new add-on, or something that already exists) to add links to wikipedia entries that have alternate internal wiki entries, since according to the parent question the employees are going to be using wikipedia a lot, anyway. you can make the link apparent so that employees can simply take a quick glance to see whether they need to do any more internal research. you don't have to waste time downloading, restoring, and implementing the wikipedia database internally, and you don't have to waste time updating it, writing scripts to do so automatically, or finding scripts that will.

as to the api approach, i think that would be fun, but it seems like a waste of server power to have a machine dedicated to doing something that could be done on client computers dynamically with a relatively minute bit of javascript, and would be just as functional and ultimately less effort to upkeep. for future changes to the api you may have to alter your entire application, but if wikipedia just changes the html layout all you have to do is modify a regular expression and the rest of the code is still usable.

Comment i represent burger king and wendy's (Score 2, Insightful) 803

we've found that mcdonald's consistently sells their 'big mac' cheeseburgers in their branded restaurants. this prevents potential customers of burger and wendy's from purchasing alternative burgers, such as the whopper with cheese and the whatever wendy's sells. the united states government has determined that if mcdonald's begins to sell wendy's and burger king cheeseburgers alongside the big mac, a pending antitrust suit against mcdonald's will be dropped. mcdonald's has decided to stop selling the big mac completely, which is totally unfair, because our entire business plan was based on forcing our competitor to carry our products!

Comment bad idea (Score 5, Interesting) 121

create a firefox addon that downloads a master list of wikipedia urls to add a link to the intranet site to. you can use regular expressions to parse the wikipedia source so that your link is consistently placed. the master list can be updated at will, and could probably be filled the first time with a simple database request. or something.

Comment the answer is no (Score 1) 436

there are way more incompetent morons running around with degrees who are proficient in java to state that this is the case. what is the real question here? are intelligent programmers from the united states too individualistic to conform to some management dictum? perhaps instead of considering ourselves innovative and capable of addressing issues as they arise, we could start thinking of ourselves as manufactured commodities designed to steal the business from other national economies in order to make old-fashioned newspaper headlines about how the 'american hacker' mindset doesn't work when compared to some indian bullshit.

Comment Re:how about (Score 1) 110

yeah, i see your point. launching a satellite into a perpetual free fall so it can orbit the earth taking pictures of specific locations is way less complicated than having cell phones do what they already do, only with an alternative intent. ??

Comment how about (Score 1) 110

instead of simply using satellites orbiting the earth we write programs on these phones that request to be triangulated by surrounding phones in order to develop a cellular sense of location, like a layer of atmospheric nerves relaying locational awareness data constantly? then as pictures are taken the location can be stored in a database and a digital reconstruction of reality can be created. why drive a car with a camera on top when you can get humanity to do all the work for free by providing a service?!
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Submission + - Programming Language Holy Wars (infoworld.com)

iweditor writes: "Learning multiple languages often leads to confusion by which you spit out a word in a language different than the one you're trying to speak. Consequently, so does lingering too long at the bar in a foreign country. But does the same go for programming? Do you program in more than one language? On balance, does already knowing one programming language help you to learn another, or do the languages interfere with each other and cause you to make errors? What happens When languages interfere?"

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