I think the correct response is "I find what you have to say very interesting, how can I sign up for your newsletter?"

The answer is middlemen. Surely.

Where's the option "The one that lets me have an interface to their amazing backup service."

Create Olympics. Sell tickets. Create a stadium so large that even the closest spectator can't see shit without the help of a screen.
Make everything CGI so that there are no athletes required.

Steve Mann should not go to Sochi.

100% of internal combustion engines catch fire, somewhere within the car.

Possibly because they've already discontinued most of the online features.

http://www.nintendo.com/whatsnew/detail/tiQImp7Oi97LiEyVqwDqL-eDnX6u9qjk

Is it a typo if it is spelled correctly but not according to what it is referring to?

Aren't they the ones with finger print scanners that also scrape DNA from your fingers?

Aren't nerve cells a bit more like gates?

Jokes on them, I use a stamp moistener. All they'll sequence is the DNA of a bunch of bacteria stuck in the roller.

International Rugby Board?

Also because we're used to the right handed ways of the common set up.

Ugh. Proofing fail, compatibility.