Head of Intellectual Property at UN thinks Intellectual Property makes things better.

Pope thinks Catholicism makes the world better.

News at 11!

Nobody is assumed to have knowledge about "every bit of web bullshit".

Well actually, the author of the submission did.

No-one is talking about an encyclopedia entry - just a bit of context for those of us who don't spend our time fetishising the latest nosql data bucket with holes in it.

Activision won't be done until their entire customer base loathes them and thinks they are greedy control-freak imbeciles.

They are modelling themselves on Sony.

So DNF is still among the remaining great "unsolved problems" of slashdot? Much like Hilbert and his famous list of math questions, this list echoes through the generations.

Solved

Releasing the code for slashdot (free slash!) DONE

Releasing Kevin Mitnick (free kevin!) DONE

Unresolved questions/problems

How to petrify Natalie Portman in an undressed state - UNSOLVED

Does it run Linux (default answer must be YES) - UNSOLVED

"Why were these stories rejected?" With a list of obscene article titles - UNSOLVED

The whereabouts of OOG THE CAVEMAN - UNSOLVED

The whereabouts of Jon Katz - UNSOLVED

The ultimate fate of the "slashdot cruiser" offered as a prize and never delivered - UNSOLVED

The assassination of "Signal 11" - NOT YET COMPLETED