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Journal Journal: 140126 (La Jolla, CA, 92037, war v7.116)

Journal by HomelessInLaJolla

War in La Jolla, seventh year, one hundred and sixteenth entry

I gave the "-eer" styled rhyme over to PM Lewis Ha-IR-pinblu. This is the beginning of the "-or" construction, and likely the finished product will end up in mapfortu's section.

Comment Spiders (Score -1) 9

by HomelessInLaJolla (#46000227) Attached to: Most run piece of code. Ever

Web crawling spiders. Point them to mapfortu.wikidot.com, include slashdot and wikispaces, and let it ride. Set the depth to whatever you want. The links are spaced just well enough for the spider to iterate itself to death. If you #include a BASIC interpreter in your spider (for whatever reason you may wish to do such a thing), when the spider hits this program, go ahead and unremark 127998. It doesn't do much on its own unless you give it some pools to work on and caches to dump to (DATA and PRINT), but it will keep the spider internals busy.

Comment Re:Who are the real producers? (Score -1) 190

by HomelessInLaJolla (#46000193) Attached to: What Makes a Genius?

Take a human brain. Clog it up with boogers. See how the neural impulses get blocked, like in vivo bio-resistors? Notice how you kick out boogers, and sometimes they're dark little strands, and you think "the worms ate into his brain"? But you make the excuse: you smoked too much last night, you had that cigar, you spent the day working in the garden or hauling dirt and using the leaf blower, and the dust collected there, and that's what makes it dark. Maybe you see the little strings in it, but you press it on the kleenex and it smears, so obviously it wasn't ever any cohesive structure.

Nawww, that's a sea-p-honie (seahorse). The neural impulses help it electrify and loosen up.

More info on seaponies and other such neural retardations:

http://mapfortu.wikidot.com/

What makes a genius? Clear the boogers out. Until you drop your voice you do nothing but make up crazy excuses.
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Journal Journal: 140116 (La Jolla, CA, 92037, war v7.108)

Journal by HomelessInLaJolla

War in La Jolla, seventh year, one hundred and eighth entry

The following is not an advertisement for *insert oriental cuisine here* and I am near hungry enough to test if they would throw me out at the Tandoori Chef again.

If you lose enough face maybe you start to look like Westerner
If Westerners lose enough face maybe they start to look like these people
*ugh*

How you Westerners lose so much face?
Maybe it's connected to how you lose so much voice, eh?
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Journal Journal: 140115 (La Jolla, CA, 92037, war v7.107)

Journal by HomelessInLaJolla

War in La Jolla, seventh year, one hundred and seventh entry

Burn a city of farm sex prostitutes. When you learn to burn one, burn 'em all. Burn them carefully. Pay no attention to these daily extras, you will never see them again in their lives. Try not to burn the daily regulars. Especially, when at the oasis, do not burn the people in the caravans. Some are strange, some are odd, weirdnesses and fetishes, but stuck at an oasis is a good time to tolerate reliable caravans.

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