As if the UI is the worst thing about it...

Valve isn't lambasting windows 8, and porting all their games to Linux because of the UI

...who intentionally confuse the freedoms of the user with the freedoms of the proprietary software developer.

Never used it, but it's designed for exactly this
http://zorin-os.com/

Windows 8 is a catastrophe only for those who use Windows. For the rest of us, it is the greatest Microsoft operating system ever

FTFY

This is all over the front pages of the major UK news outlets
People know about this, regardless of what Apple put on their website

I think the media coverage alone of this story will do all the work
Apple cannot control that
I think what Apple actually does to comply with this will be largely irrelevant when it's being talked about on the news.

if(linux) { exec 'su - root' || die 'shit, I had to try something...'; }

Seat-based projectiles
Hyperhidrosis enhanced clothing

But somehow, still not as absurd as Apples slide-to-unlock "innovation"

They strong-armed New Zealand police.

FTFY

won't face punishment for something they couldn't have possibly predicted

From TFS:
The fire was the 20th this year in Utah sparked by target shooting

and it's only half way through the year!
That's one fire a week

does the right to pointlessly shoot random shit trump a home-owners right not to have his house burned to a cinder

christ....

Ooh, just off the top of my head
The Linux kernel

Build process?

# make
# make modules
# make modules_install
# make install

Sounds like you got duped by some devious vendor who wanted to ensure years of future support needs from you

What kind of hideous shit are you doing that requires "man-years" of documentation for someone to just _build_ the software...

Perhaps you should look internally for the problem instead of blaming others for your horrible code / build processes