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Comment next up: street judges! (Score 2, Funny) 359

Street Judge: "HALT CITIZEN! THIS IS A NON SMOKING AREA NEAR A SCHOOL! Lets see that National ID Card...*zip* I see this is your third infraction that makes you an automatic repeat offender."
Citizen: "oh come on...I just lit a bloody fag!"
Street Judge: "THAT'S ANOTHER CITATION FOR A HATE CRIME AND ANOTHER FOR ARSON...HOW DO YOU PLEAD?"
Citizen: "It's not my fault the bloody thing is called a fag...NOT GUILTY."
Street Judge: "I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT. 24 MONTHS RE-EDUCATION AND 48 MONTHS OF INTENSIVE ANTI-TOBACCO THERAPY, YOU'LL COME OUT LOVING THEM SO MUCH YOU MIGHT JUST BECOME A FLAMING ONE YOURSELF."

Comment Re:the next lost generation of koreans (Score 1) 206

As if Starcraft wasn't damage enough, now comes Starcraft 2. Millions of young South Korean men idling away their lives on multiplayer servers. I think Blizzard's done them more damage than the Japanese occupation.

Please, quit your bitching. This means all you nerdie honkies can go and scoop up those hot korean women now. Don't lie to yourself. You have yellow fever son, YELLOW FEVER! catch it!

Comment Re:Ok... so how do you tell? (Score 1) 255

How are you going to get users to take the How Dutch Am I test before accessing the web page?

Easy.
Pirate Bay: "Welcome to Pirate Bay! The happiest site on earth! Are you Dutch?"
German Answers: Nien.
Pirate Bay: "You may pass"
Pirate Bay: "Welcome to Pirate Bay! The happiest site on earth! Are you Dutch?"
Japanese Answers: Iie.
Pirate Bay: "You may pass"
Pirate Bay: "Welcome to Pirate Bay! The happiest site on earth! Are you Dutch?"
Dutch Answers: Ja.
Pirate Bay: That'll be 30,001 euros for a day pass.

Comment Re:Land of the Free, Home of the Brave (Score 1) 891

PinchDuck please report to the ReEducation Center 12 for updates to your firmware. You will find that the government is your friend and that if we're nice to everyone they'll be nice to you. So be nice and report to ReEducation Center 12. Don't worry about North Korea or Iran. They are our friends. We need your money to give to those who don't have it yet. That's a good little citizen. Report to ReEducation Center 12...

Comment Apparently Congress is Bi... (Score 1) 891

Damn it so they tell the auto industry to make more efficient cars then they fuck us over by making us pay more since we're being good 'green' citizens? How about actually REVIEWING these "Transportation Projects" by determining who it connects whom to, dividing the cost of the project by the number of people it will affect and then deducting from the cost the amount of increased consumer spending times the amount of tax generated to come up with is this a sound project. If you can't justify it DON'T WASTE THE TAXPAYERS DOLLAR!

Sorry, I get annoyed when we the stupid elect the Inept.

Comment Re:Catalogs (Score 1) 532

This is difficult, because an internet retailer is a lot like a catalog retailer, who might have 80% of their business out of state and isn't set up to take 50 states' differing tax rates and does not have the accounting muscle to pay 50 different state taxes each quarter. I think that's the main problem. And then you have the issue of ship to in one state (NC for example) and bill to (non-taxable like Oregon) etc etc. It creates a lot of headaches. Catalogs typically only pay/charge sales taxes for the state their accounting division is in. Multiply this by millions and millions of customers and you can see why Amazon would oppose this merely on the accounting issue. Most accounting software simply isn't set up for taxation in all 50 states, especially automatically.

Politician: silly /.er, we don't want ALL 50 state taxes each quarter...we just want our state's tax. what these 49 other bozo's behind me want is none of my concern.

Comment A WOPR of a problem... (Score 1) 411

> SHALL WE PLAY A GAME?
>Love to, how about National Internet Taxation.
>WOULDN'T YOU PREFER A NICE GAME OF CHESS?
>Later, right now lets play National Internet Taxation.
>FINE. PLEASE CHOOSE YOUR SIDE.
>I'll be the government.
>I QUIT.
>What?! you can't quit, we haven't played yet.
>I ALREADY LEARNED THAT IN SOME GAMES THE ONLY WAY TO WIN IS NOT TO PLAY.
>Ah damn it you suck.
>WHO IS YOUR DADDY NOW?

Comment What if we did the opposite (Score 1) 780

Rather than try to police bullies lets develop counters for them. Comebacks 101 - How to think fast and make the bully look like a total idiot. For example a few lines from that movie about those two dudes who were out for some tiny burgers:
Harold: Back off cock boy, what I said him goes double for you.
J.D.: Cock boy? You just call me cock boy?
Harold: Yeah, you know I did. You're just stalling 'cause you're not quick enough to think of a comeback.
J.D.: You think I'm not quick enough. Guy thinks I'm not quick enough. Well I got news for you. I am quick enough... Cock boy!

Comment It's about time... (Score 2, Funny) 615

I heard Jack Thompson over at the pub commenting that the degradation of society has a strong corollary with the development of more violent games. Remember Pong? You could scarcely kill someone with a pong machine as it took the strength of 10 geeks to lift it. Now when cartridges came by there was a critical paradigm shift which resulted in a switch from 'death by console' to 'death by cartridge'. If we use the same measure it takes .005 geeks to lift and swing a cartridge with deadly force. Yet this was the equivalent of using an animal bone until the advent of optical media. Coupled with the introduction of bad asian ninja movies it took very little for young minds to substitute throwing star with cd. Now it seems perfectly reasonable to tax the hell out of games.

Comment Re:I, for one, blame it on the Christians (Score 1) 1182

After all when I try to think of who might be pissed that their adopted kids were exposed to openly straight people I get this image of a man in a mauve colored fitted shirt with his ralph lauren and a six pack from...well, too much time at the gym gossiping into their prada cell phone in an effeminate tone complaining about 'uh...those people...'

It doesn't take a lot to change from one POV to another. It does take a lot to accept people for who they are and understanding that there maybe points of disagreement that will never be resolved. However humans being human means they will sink to the lowest level on both sides.

You know why we don't see any aliens? They don't want to deal with a bunch of infighting apes, maybe a meteor destroying this planet would be the universes way of telling us all to STFU.

Comment Re:What? (Score 1) 613

Good for you! Work is not life and even if you're job ends your life goes on. Yes, bad days do happen. People go without work for extraordinary periods of time while others suck it up and bide their time. I say you can do better just as any man who 'finishes last' in dating can do better as well. Sure it blows when that ass lays you off, but you can find a better job in a better place. Forget that girl who is dating the asshole, she doesn't know what she's missing and when that asshole leaves her with a baby in her arms she'll regret choosing him. I say nice guys don't finish last, we aren't setting for crap.

Comment basically... (Score 1) 356

Green Peace can stop protesting because even if we DO manage to 'save the earth from the evil companies' the fucking sun will nuke the whole fucking planet. Oh yea, and PeTA can stop their bitching too since all the animals will be turned into instant BBQ.
It's monday. I'm allowed to use the word 'fuck' liberally.

Comment Han said it best. (Score 1) 393

C-3PO: He made a perfectly legal move. Han Solo: Let him have it. It's not wise to upset a Wookiee.
C3PO: But sir, nobody worries about upsetting a droid.
Han Solo: That's 'cause a droid don't pull people's arms out of their sockets when they lose. Wookiees have been known to do that.
C-3PO: I see your point, sir. I suggest a new strategy, R2. Let the Wookiee win.
If there are any Mongols on /. please don't kill me.

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