Give me a break.

Yet millions still flock here every year in the hopes of a better life. Hrmm... I haven't heard of hordes of people looking to improve their lot going to the backwards Eastern European country from which you're probably posting.

Oh really? It's called the sun. I think it affects all car seats.

You spelled out "poisonous" and "flammable" yet you couldn't take the time to type "regards" - or is that just some super cool texting abbreviation I don't know about yet.

I am barely see you up there on your horse. Your tweets are not the same thing as your "private papers."

Well, it will never be a problem if you don't use facebook or realize that nothing you post there is "private."

Larry? Is that you?

This. It will be funny to see ancient facebook comments/pictures and amateur videos from when they were "18" come back to haunt politicians in 20 or so years.

Yeah, just the other day I posted on my blog about how my BFF is a stupid dummy-head and now I'm screwed! Seriously, what?

Good word, sir. +1

No way "bigsexyjoe" was ever a virgin.

Fact: Lots of time is wasted playing video games.

Let's waste a lot more time analyzing why!

(In other news - why in God's name does my browser still think I live in Canada - it marks "analyze" as mispelled.)

Einstein was obviously a smart guy but that doesn't mean everything he said is fact. In fact, I think blanket statements like the one quoted in the article are patently absurd. People can accomplish great things at any age. Second, I think the argument that has been mentioned a few times already, regarding the assertion that the "low-hanging fruit" of science has already been discovered, thus making any significant leaps more difficult, is baloney. One hundred years ago I'm sure they were saying the same thing.

Unless you have Factor V Leiden or the like, you're gonna' be just fine.

Elderly? It's now "gerontologically-advanced old person" you insensitive clod. ;o)