This one also works.

This is one won't get you laughed at like the ones in the list.

Back when I processed computers to go to surplus I would DBAN the hard drives and install FreeDOS so that the guys at Surplus could show the customers that the computers would actually boot.

Copy Con > myjob.bat. Editing is for wimps.

I almost never suffer jet lag when I travel away from home. It's the trip back that gets me. Most likely it's the second time jump that does me in.

"What evidence do we have that the Roman Empire existed?"

Well, there's all the ruins stretching from Italy to England. And tons of written material left behind.

Try something harder next time.

My office is slowly migrating to 7. We have no plans to go with Windows 8 on the desktop.

And I'm sure all of the materials, and power are provided for free, too. And the design work. Not to mention the shipping costs.

According to the presentation fingerprints are stored in the camera, not in a database.

Held on to that Duke Nukem Forever pre-order receipt for how many years?

That system go shut down by the Church of Scientology. The powers that be fear a populous they can not spy on.

No, it did not say that other species practiced infanticide. It said that infanticide was much more detrimental to us (and what had evolved into us) due to the extended period of helplessness during infancy. Infanticide was much too expensive for us than it is for lions and such.

Cancel that. It just started working again sometime in the last twenty minutes.

My domain is completely fubar and has been for two days. Luckily it's just an old-fashioned vanity web page, so it's not a big deal.

You might want to pull that fishhook out of your mouth.