YouTube is obsolete

Looking for some good alternatives. If anybody has some please let me know..

How can it be obsolete if there isn't an obvious alternative?

People aren't buying new outfits to show off at work or on dates.

meanwhile, pajama sales are up 143%

Roughly translates to: the thinking (hu)man changes their opinion. Maybe someone else will find more elegant words than that.

Emerson:

A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds ... speak what you think today in words as hard as cannon balls, and tomorrow speak what tomorrow thinks in hard words again, though it contradict everything you said today

You can't reason someone out of an idea they didn't reason themselves into.

a very unique treat

"unique" is a binary term. Something is either unique or not unique. There are no "degrees" of uniqueness.

Nice video with the researcher here

I believe this was it.

So you pre-pick the brand of soap your going to buy?

Uh, yes.

All the more reason advertisers want your eyeballs-- you're loyal to your brand. One day you're going to need to buy diapers, or ointment, or any of a million other things you don't currently purchase. They want you to have some pre-existing knowledge of their brand. All other things being equal, it'll make it more likely you'll pick them. And become a customer for life.

Consider an exit strategy from your current e-mail address, no matter how much is attached to it.

Why should I change? They're the ones who suck.

After spending all their money on cell phones, kids cannot afford to buy products advertised to them on Facebook.

What? Parents buy the phones most of the times and pay for the minutes/data as well, which leads to point #2: kids have no bills. Every single dollar they have is disposable. Advertising gold.

Could open up some new and interesting avenues in highway robbery too

Doors are locked. If a window is broken and a door is opened, the car drives to the police station.

very well written, and I agree completely.

The question is, will they put all those cash savings towards the loss in revenue from speed traps and red light cameras?

Me? I'm betting they find new ways to fine us.