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Comment THEY'RE ALL POOFTERS!!! (Score -1) 180

a "bit of a fad" with today's actors for "soft delivery or under your breath delivery of some lines."

They're all Poofters, and they're all filling their bellies with as much Adrenochorome as they can guzzle down their gullets.

Identically slurring their speech [all in the same precise fashion as one another] is their way of signalling that they're members in good standing of The Club.

Comment SOUNDS LIKE GLOBAL COOLING (Score -1, Flamebait) 131

Maine, Rhode Island, New Hampshire, Vermont, Idaho, North Dakota, Wyoming, and Oregon

That sounds to my ear as though Global Cooling is pushing the Bumblebees south.

I guess it's a race between the coming Maunder Minimum and the Georgia Guidestones' V@xxines of Death as to whether we'll be able to continue feeding 8 Billion hominids on this planet.

Comment V@xxed or Un-V@xxed Pregnancies ?!?!? (Score -1) 141

Presumably Purebloods wouldn't want to have anything whatsoever to do with cord blood from a v@xxed pregnancy.

Especially in the case of autism - the Spike Proteins would instantly destroy what few functioning brain cells the poor autistic child had been endowed with in the first place.

The micro-thrombolytic effects of the v@xxines on neural tissue are simply devastating.

Comment SEARCHING FOR PIZZA WITH WALNUT SAUCE (Score -1) 52

Apple Has Been CSAM Scanning Your iCloud Mail Since 2019

Doubtless searching for keywords like "Pizza" and "Walnut Sauce".

Fwd: Walnut sauce?
From:john.podesta@gmail.com
To: eryn.sepp@gmail.com
Date: 2015-04-11 19:48
Subject: Fwd: Walnut sauce?
JP
--Sent from my iPad--
john.podesta@gmail.com
For scheduling: eryn.sepp@gmail.com>

Begin forwarded message:

From: Jim Steyer
Date: April 11, 2015 at 5:45:54 PM EDT
To: "john.podesta@gmail.com" , "podesta.mary@gmail.com"
Cc: Tom Steyer
Subject: Walnut sauce?

Hey John,

We know you're a true master of cuisine and we have appreciated that for years ...

But walnut sauce for the pasta? Mary, plz tell us the straight story, was the sauce actually very tasty?

Love to all the Podestas from the Steyers! Cheers,

Jim

Comment WHO == THE GEORGIA GUIDESTONES (Score -1) 34

WHO Seeks 'Best Minds' To Probe New Pathogens That Jump from Animals To Humans

TRANSLATION: WHO seeks 'Best Minds' to figure out to weaponize pathogens that jump from animals to humans, so as to bring about the Georgia Guidestones Prophecy even more quickly & more efficiently than do the V@xxines of De@th.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georgia_Guidestones

Comment THE LAW OF THE OBVIOUS (Score -1) 51

If spergs have to spend months writing tens of thousands of lines of code so a prepackaged AI can inform them that "my" has been replaced by "the", then spergs really are simply hopeless.

A normal person, in tune with human psychology, and with the humility necessary to indulge in a little introspection & extrospection from time to time, would notice that instantly.

But spergs gonna sperg.

Comment STREETSHITTERS GONNA SHIT IN THE STREET (Score -1) 122

Pay street-shitters street-shit wages, and get street-shit-grade software as a result.

There's an obvious remedy here, which would be to offer WHITE CHRISTIAN MALES appropriate compensation for producing AWESOME software.

But obviously Corporate Amerikkka would rather wallow in shit than be AWESOME.

C'est la vie...

Comment ALL YOUR SECRET ARE BELONG TO MOSSAD (Score -1, Troll) 65

This Amazon contract is simply a legalistic fig leaf so that the NSA can transfer all of America's secrets over to David Barnea, in Israel.

Jeff Bezos's mother's maiden name was Gise == (((Geiss))).

The only thing you learn from a story like this is that Americans are not in control of the Biden Administration [rumor is that Biden hasn't even been seen in public for four or five days now - he disappears to his old house in Delaware, and God only knows who's minding the shop in his absence - it certainly isn't Americans].

Comment What's the difference between the grilled chicken (Score 0) 91

Q: What's the difference between the grilled chicken at the grill and the grilled chicken at the chicken shack?"

A: The workers at the Chicken Shack don't have a union which launders massive donations to the reelection campaigns of the congressmen and senators. Also, the workers at the Chicken Shack haven't spent decades learning where all the bodies are buried, and, in particular, learning which congressmen and senators molested & drank the adrenochrome of which particular children whose pictures are on the milk cartons in the grocery stores.

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