It's not like they could suspend him after they let him go. Get real.

Never heard of the polar express?

I hope they don't get eaten by the polar bears

They illegally downloaded it

Yes, but they won't have fins.

It lost something when they created the TV series.

That's why Mother Nature invented Sleet and paid vacations and sick days

The power came on after an hour. You were just too stoned to notice.

Space is cool again? That's cool.

Newspapers and magazines are dying. They cost too much these days.

I smell a conspiracy. No WAY government workers finish ahead of schedule, unless it's for breaks, lunch or end of day.

That's what the say, but they're actually forced to think really hard only about orange juice.

That was Obama's fault.

Use sms to post to twitter

Well, maybe post to Twitter