I cured cancer, stopped global warming, and found the last missing episodes of Doctor Who.

Just take my word for it.

Hell, the "Earth" thing probably doesn't even apply as I'd be willing to bet they have access to NASA's radio transmissions, too. After all, their acronyms are only one letter apart.

I just hope we get to see more of the buxom Dr. McKennah in these episodes. I mean see her in more episodes. Not her naked. Or naked is fine too.

Her IMDB: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1073676/?ref_=tt_cl_t8

I had no idea Homer had taken up a military job. Must've missed that episode.

Seems to me Texas's efforts to hinder Tesla's sales only draws more attention to the brand. If they really wanted to hurt Tesla's sales, they'd buy a fleet of them for government vehicles, then constantly show them stalled along their highways due to Teslas' lack of range and the fact that their highways are some of the longest and loneliest stretches in the country.

Interesting. A site is listed in a Slashdot article, and is so overrun with traffic that it's inaccessible. We should call this the Reddit Effect!

And nothing of value was lost.

I refuse to submit to western medicine anymore. Put lots of faith and money into it over the years, and it was a waste of both. Honestly caused more problems than it fixed. So at this point, I'd rather die on the street in front of a hospital than go in. Can fix most anything with garlic and tea, anyway.

And to make things more ironic, I'm dating a doctor. So the subject of this comment can be taken literally. ;)

Microsoft might be interested in some of these techniques for their Kinect.

...finds a way.

This is in fact how PayPal came to be. These four guys would go out to eat often, and when it came time to pay, one guy would cover the meal, and the other three would reimburse him by whipping out their PDAs and transferring the funds to his bank account. They quickly realized that this concept of quickly and easily transferring money electronically was the wave of the future, formed a company called Confinity, and launched this product called PayPal a year later. Within only a few months, Confinity was bought out by some guy named Elon Musk.

I just wish Google would buy out PayPal and have it all under one damn roof. Plus, how cool would it be if Google made space ships? :D

If this were true, our fingers would be far more spaghetti-like.

Let's go piss in Jerry Brown's pool and watch him try to get it out.

Geeks like to play pranks? Amazing!

What'll be news next? Women like shoes? Cats like to sleep? Cowboyneal likes tentacle porn?

Nahhhh nahh nahh nah nah nah nah!