I dressed as a shapeshifter once. I had a "Hello my name is..." tag on with the character's name.

I wish I had mod points.

Sounds less like ditching tabs, and more like adding grouping. Make it optional, and I don't see a problem.

Speed Reading Mode could actually be kind of fun, assuming it could be toggled.

Ugh... tell me about it. Where I work, I need to code to make sure it works on IE6. PITA.

Same phone here, with similar results. The only thing I always have open is Outlook with push email, which does knock down the battery life a bit, however. Beyond that, I rarely need to yank the battery to restart. Can't say I've had it on for weeks though, as I do utilize both batteries so it shuts down when I do that.

You're not expecting NEW product at Blockbuster though. When I worked there (about 6 years ago), it wasn't grounds for termination if you were late bringing it back, but you did pay a late fee, IIRC.

It doesn't look like a Wiimote replacement. If anything, it's a Classic Controller with grips slapped on. The summary makes it seem like it's to replace the Wiimote.

You could try reading the summary again.

Better gameplay experience?

First thing I thought too!

The Gameboy one was always the go-to version for me.

It is an investment, just not one with a monetary payout.

IE6.5 gets a 12/100 on the Acid3 test if you let it sit for a few moments. No, seriously. I wish I was kidding.