Comment A Keyboard? (Score 3, Funny) 82
How quaint!
How quaint!
Oh, I think youâ(TM)re just a tad too optimistic about the future, my friend. Tell you what, Iâ(TM)ll agree with you, so long as we define âoealwaysâ as maybe a few more years.
I'd like to buy a paragraph, Pat!
You seem tired.
I'm unhappy I don't have mod points to give.
... they often managed to reach logical legal decisions because their heart was in the right place.
... which ChatGPT asserted was in the lower abdominal cavity, directly behind the appendix.
McCarron shines a glimmer of light in the wake of this gloom, reminding us that overall processor revenue was still higher in 2022 than any year before the 2020s began.
Truly it's the end of everything, and no one could have ever predicted after much of the developed world decided to upgrade their home equipment in the last two years due to a global pandemic!
More disaster!: https://www.wsj.com/articles/a...
Thus spake the Master Programmer:
"Time for you to leave."
I want mine running at 10,000+ qubits by 2024!
Dooooduh
Besides, you didn't even mention the most exciting milestone of all: the prototype Tesla Robot! I can't describe the joy of knowing I live in a world where that's no more than 9 months away! It will change EVERYTHING!
Besides, the things you mention are not part of the secret plans. They are just implementation details.
This is pure comedy gold. Respect.
Because marginal differences in the speed of sorting information is as good a proxy for making proper decisions on long term outcomes as any, right? I mean, if my repâ(TM)s performance at twitch games is declining, then just GTFO.
JFCâ¦
Hey, what do you think youâ(TM)re doing talking back to the nice person who was a complete condescending schmuck to you? Apologize!
If you wish to be vitriolic, you could at least be accurate. It's certainly true that watches have less utility in a world of smartphones and smart watches, but it is no more true that "no one needs a watch any more" than it is that "no one needs a pager any more". There are edge cases where your assumptions are not correct.
You must realize that the computer has it in for you. The irrefutable proof of this is that the computer always does what you tell it to do.
