Brain-On! Apply directly to the cortex! Brain-On! Apply directly to the cortex! Brain-On! Apply directly to the cortex! Brain-On! Available at Walgreens.

Actually, that should be: sense_of_humor = -humor_coefficient*german_heritage. I clearly need more caffeine.

Sense_of_humor = -German_heritage*x

Would the servers that handle transactions run Linux Mint? Okay, I'm sorry; it had to be done sooner or later.

That's a really similar story to mine. My problem was that Vista ran like butts on my laptop (the graphics card died), so I went to Mint. Then, my XP install on my desktop started acting up, so I figured that I might as well drop Mint on there as well. Needless to say, both have been a hell of a lot more stable, and most of the programs I used on XP are either on Linux or can be ran easily through WINE. Linux is great for old computers/general use stuff, but I'm still gonna install a Windows partition for games and stuff when I get a new desktop (hopefully soon; this seven year old Dell's just about had it).

Oh, if only I could give +1 Nostalgia...

Your pants are clear for browning.

I've been wondering about that! Man, Walter trying to kill the president?! The finale of Breaking Bad is gonna kick ass!

But but but- blast processing! And doing what Nintendoesn't!

I was listening to "Boom, Boom, Boom, Boom" by The Vengaboys at the time. Am I a horrible person for busting out laughing a while afterward?

Climate change will increase the rate of climate related articles, movies, etc. There ya go!

That's like labling horse meat as hamburger! Oh wait...

First, a study showing that piracy has a negligable effect on profits and now this? I officially decree today to be the day of "No shit" Stories!

More pictures of post-teenage angst, unfunny cat pictures, and no-talent someecards and instagram! Thank you, facebook! Thank you for fueling the mass intelligence massacre of the second decade of the 21st century!

It sure is a *fine* story!