Bring on the grenades with rounded corners.
"Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, an Android smartphone, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: An Android smartphone?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, yes, sir!
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman: How did it get here?
Private Gomer Pyle: Sir, I took it from the mess hall, sir!"
It's hell on Earth here! Raining at the moment! When it stops it'll go back to our 9 straight months of greyness! No jobs! Unless hack sacking weed smoking hippies who make careers out of pan handling count! Furious volcanoes! Floods! People being chased by landslides! Don't move here! It sucks! Stay where you are! It's mostly just more pavement! Plus you can't pump your own gas! And you get a holy reaming on your property taxes! Here be dragons! And rabid beavers!
"Tinkerbell! Do you carry the fire?"
"Different places"? For example, in another part of the room?
Obama doesn't have to retaliate, there are plenty of Western allies that would do it. not to mention Sub Commanders that would probably go Rouge.
In Soviet USSA defective officers wear makeup.
"Eat me, I'm Danish."
It's funny, I don't read this site on a regular basis exactly but opened this one random article which might be of interest to me given the subject, and I'm half way through the comments and not one is about anything except Dice's horrible Extreme Makeover.
I imagine plenty of you guys are attempting to submit articles on their travesty, good luck with the good cause. Keep up the royal crapflood in the comments if that doesn't happen. That new design is barf exemplified, agreed.
Scarperiod. Breaking information for geeks. Things which are of major concern.
Tune tune tune with the Autotune!
A jelly doughnut? And how did it get there?
“I don't drink water. Fish fuck in it.”
W.C. Fields
Also:
"I certainly do not drink all the time. I have to sleep you know."
"Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live."
It gets below absolute zero on Star Trek TNG on occasion. Lots of vortexes too. Vortexi?
First you need to split up larger asteroids. The most effective strategy is to position your ship in a corner.
The sexbot's name? Mr. Prostitute.
Movie ref by any chance? Haven't seen that one in a while. "Us Yellowbeards are never more dangerous than when we're dead!"
"Dupes" kinda sounds like a temporal law enforcement department in an old Lester Del Ray short story.
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