Warm outside, no tornados this weekend (hopefully) and my loins are moist for a cat.

It appears that all the good exploits of Slashdot are over. No more multiple posts, page widening, ASCII art, URL redirects, hidden sids are happening. I guess taco locked down Slashdot, just like he said he would.

So where do you guys hang out now? Since the post cap, I mostly gave up Slashdot because the only real thing of interest here was the trolling. Sure, I will occasionally post on SRU or GiZ, that too is mostly dead.

Guess it's time to move on....

By JONATHAN JENKINS, TORONTO SUN

Get that crimefighter a cape. A naked vigilante in Hamilton -- who interrupted a midnight break and enter in the buff -- is accused of stripping the teenaged burglar to his underwear, tying him up and whipping him with a belt on June 1.

"The accused was sleeping and he was surprised by the intruder," Hamilton police Det.-Sgt. Tom Andrew said.

"If it had stopped at that point, then he would have used enough reasonable force." But he had a reason not to call cops -- he's wanted for alleged criminal activity in 1998 and 1999.

BANDIT DUCT-TAPED

And police believe the 17-year-old was trying to get at the remnants of a hydroponic marijuana grow operation in the house on King St. E. in Stoney Creek.

After the teen was stripped, tied and whipped, he was duct-taped and held for about five hours, police say, then driven to Queenston Rd. and let go.

Cops got a search warrant for the home and allegedly found the teen's clothes and keys, hydroponic equipment and a small amount of drugs.

Jeremy Stephen Ramey, 25, is charged with robbery, possession of stolen property, assault, assault with a weapon and forcible confinement.

He's also been charged with failing to appear, uttering threats, mischief and assault from 1999, and possessing stolen cars from 1998.

The teenager, who suffered some bruises, has not yet been formally charged, Andrew said.

I see *former* trolls/crapflooders posting in the positive realm... whoring like there's no tomorrow.

What happened, when did it happen and why wasn't I notified? This is complete madness. It seems like I am the only one grabbing quality FPs and harassing obvious Linux zealot shitheads.

Lets all join virtual hands and bring back the underground community to its former glory.

Don't forget to visit:

www.geekizoid.com
#cyborg_monkey (irc.slashnet.net)
MSN IM cyborg_monkey@hotmail.com

EOT

How's it going?

Good, I hope, because I care so very much for each and every one of you.

I have not written in my journal for quite a while, and I am sure that you are concerned. Well, I have been absent for good reason. I resently joined a convent. I am going to be a nun!

First, I had a beaver (an Orgasmatron 220i) installed, then deactivated as I will not be able to use it. I cannot even finger myself. Next, I have a black pointy hat attached to my skull. Next I will get a ruler and crack all of you on the skull.

Finally, I would like to show you my first work in the nunnery: writing jokes. Here is my first offering:

An altar boy goes up to the Father and says, "Father, do you know how old I am today?"

The Father says, "No...how old?"

He says, "I'm eleven!"

He goes into the kitchen and says to Sister Mary, "Sister, know how old I am today?"

She says, "Come closer..."

She unzips his jeans and reaches her arm down into his underwear.

She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."

He says, "How could you tell?"

She says, "I heard you tell Father."

Please let me know what you think, as your opinions are so very important to me.

Kinda lame, I think, since these are not part of the discussion. Well, maybe when Taco implements the Palladium extentions of .NET in the Slashcode, he will let us all post again.

I can create journal entries, but cannot post a comment in them.

Ok, let's give it a whirl....

Hello

Like most luzers here on Slapbutt, I have nothing of value to contribute or say. For proof of this just read my journals or posts (all 914 of them).

So for now, my goal on Slushbucket is raise the quality of the conversations, to get along with my fellow readers, and bring goodwill to all members of this esteemed weblog.

err, I mean I want to reach 1000 posts before the end of April.

FUCK YOU!

EOT

Ah... Chicago weather. Nothing like curling up next to a warm server on a cold and snowy day. Installing NT (as a PDC) is a wonderful distraction to the weather outside.

Think I will have a warm cup of hot chocolate and think about what a waste of air j'raxis is.

Entry (This will go down on your permanent record)

nt

nt

Everyone seems to have gotten thier panties all bunched up over Taco's trolling in the metamod sid.

WHO THE FUCK CARES?

Honestly, if tunaTaco turns off the server, you losers would have nothing to do with yourselves. Well, that is not entirely true... you could go back to somethingawful and waste your braincells there.

The bottom line is this: pants are optional and if you want to expand your horizons, visit scoop.geekizoid.com.

EOT