This is most certainly not "informative" and you most certainly are an idiot.

Easy there, neckbeard. Don't want to get your cheeto-encrusted heart moving too fast.

You're a fuckwit.

you're a moron.

and you don't have a data cap?

worst first post ever.

Why don't you learn how to english.

yeah, it's not you. It's not the reader. It's the media.

What a morooon.

Popular demand? Who would want to read this inane blathering?

Oh the irony. Now back into the basement, you have some glue to sniff.

How predictable. What's next, a link to a xkcd "comic"? You pea-brain.

I guess you're a fan of that crap-pile show too. Here's a tip for you: stfu you miserable, dripping cunt.

and diesel powered tools...

http://blog.makezine.com/2013/02/22/power-tools-retrofitted-for-the-amish/

Shut it you moron.

You're a moron.