Comment Misread as "Dildo" (Score 1) 69
Misread as article title as "The Earliest Known Dildo"
Nevermind.
Nevermind.
Wouldn't a Theoretical Physicist (not under government contract) make a really crappy "sleeper agent"? When you activate him, what is he going to do, change Relativity?
Theoretically.
+10 for geek props, -1000000 for fun factor. Boooooooooring!!
More like "Boooooeeeeeeiiinnnngggg."
This isn't about the facts.
I mean the creationist counter argument is that it contradicts a bunch of fairy tales written thousands of years ago by sand people.
You aren't going to be able to get the idea of evolution through that brainwashed blank stare they throw up when you start talking about science.
Am I the only person who read "sand people" and immediately thought of the deserts of Tatooine *hoooooooark hoark hoark*?
Nope. It makes sense when you think about it. The earth had bigger oceans long ago and the Sand People lived in the Dune Sea.
There's gotta be some way to genocide all the Puritans
I've tried every legal character so far, and I just keep getting the rock piercers and such.
People in the office are wondering why I'm laughing so hysterically. I doubt I'll be able to explain it.
The best book on programming for the layman is "Alice in Wonderland"; but that's because it's the best book on anything for the layman.
