I mean seriously, was anyone actually going to watch this other than Seth Rogen's mom?

...but aliens!

It's a mobius printer that prints itself.

I recall way back in the mists of time car manufacturers in the UK sellimg kits of parts to avoid the high sales tax on cars.

I'm sure Elon could come up with a similar work around. Wheels sold separately.

Given huge numbers of mothballed aircraft sitting in the desert in AZ why do you need a grand conspiracy to use a commercial airliner full of people?

Quick someone mention the horse password thingy

it just says "volcano insurance" over and over again

Just fyi, Geely makes the current iteration of the famous London Black Taxi Cab.

It's just a source of structural weakness in the airframe anyway. Just get rid of the windows and replace with cameras.

*ding*

The device is not what is important. Seamless integration with a content store is the reason ipods and kindles took off. To compete you need to either license all the content yourself or use someone else's store. this is a very high barrier to entry.

You know through taxes.

While you're at it how about properly funding schools through taxes rather than bake sales. Actually there are a lot of things that could benefit just by being properly funded by taxes.

But the joke doesn't work if I use someone elses' name.

I'm not sure people realize how much money is needed.

They'd done a sloppy job of resealing the envelope after steaming it open. Back to wax seals I guess.

It has already been removed from single dose vials since around 2001.