We've tried reaching you about your extended vehicle service warranty...

...Burns brightest in the Martian atmosphere.

If they make their masks anything like their hardware - or worse, their software - I wouldn't go anywhere near it.

Once a great resource for Mac users, their coverage has been going downhill for a while now. The most recent weeks have been abysmal, even. Trying to justify a subscription for a flailing site is a losing proposition.

They should have accelerated to 88mph.

Not a troll; he speaks true. The insatiable demand for beef (and other meats) has lead to ever-increasing amounts of methane-producing livestock worldwide.

...Is coming for you.

Mark died.

Not a fan of his since his tenure at HP ended, but 62 is too young for anyone.

Remember the Quickcam? Hooked up via a parallel port. A bit of Linux bash scripting and you had an image refresh every X minutes to a webserver.

Check it out... The Linux Quickcam Page:
https://everythinglinux.org/quickcam/quickcam_content.html

How sneaky of Apple... Step one, bitch that Intel's modem is lagging and they're sticking with Qualcomm - step two, wait for Intel to flounder a bit, then buy them out (profit!). Bonus points for waiting for the bell to make the announcement.

Thanks for contributing. Have a nice day!

A first order dimwit.

It would have been... Glorious.

booyah

Not sorry.