Like that is going to keep the flies away...

You don't fly anymore!

Why? Oh dang!

I prefer fleur de sel.

Yeah, he's not the only one. Take Dilbert for example...!

I'd be having a threesome with my younger self and older self

If Linux can get rid of XWindows and build seomething modern that pleases both the mac and windows users we have a winner

Brainsurgery might help.

*sigh*

They aren't pushbuttons, you have to turn the knob. They make a fairly loud sound but seem to work fine so far. Haven't had any problems.

Space heater. My Pentium 4 workhorse does that quite efficiently also.

Ah yes, found those in my house (1926) when I was renovating, they were in steel pipes and in reasonable condition. No crumbling. I also found thick steel gaspipes leading to the center of every ceiling. They were still pressurized. Needless to say I removed all those. I kept the bakelite switches.

dammit 300Mhz (4x75)

No, it was a 6GB harddisc (IBM deskstar). I overclocked the processor to 75Mhz (4x75)

or wirewrapping