Java Stories for 2012

Oracle Proposes New Native JavaScript Engine for OpenJDK 80
Red Hat Devs Working On ARM64 OpenJDK Port 63
Researcher Develops Patch For Java Zero Day In 30 Minutes 57
New Java Vulnerability Found Affecting Java 5, 6, and 7 SE 121
Recent Apple Java Update Doesn't Fix Critical Java Flaw Claims Researcher 102
Anonymous Leaks 1M Apple Device UDIDs 282
Java Exploit Patched? Not So Fast 87
Oracle Patches Java 7 Vulnerability 58
Polish Researcher: Oracle Knew For Months About Java Zero-Day 367
Experts Develop 3rd-Party Patch For New Java Zero-Day 154
Rootbeer GPU Compiler Lets Almost Any Java Code Run On the GPU 304
Ex-Sun Employees Are Taking Java To iOS 115
Facebook Testing the Want Button 147
The Future of Browser Choice 188
Oracle Not Satisfied With Potential $150,000; Goes Against Judge's Warning 234
Why You Can't Dump Java (Even Though You Want To) 402
Jury Rules Google Violated Java Copyright, Google Moves For Mistrial 475
Oracle Vs. Google and the Right To Use APIs 155
JavaFX Runs On Raspberry Pi 147
Schmidt Testifies Android Did Not Use Sun's IP 239
Google Developer Testifies That Java Memo Was Misinterpreted 201
Ellison Doesn't Know If Java Is Free 393
Oracle and Google To Finally Enter Courtroom 175
Apple Updates Java To Include Flashback Removal 121
Mozilla Blocks Vulnerable Java Versions In Firefox 205
Java Web Attack Installs Malware In RAM 98
Oracle's Java Claims Now Down To $230 Million 84
Ask Slashdot: Making JavaScript Tolerable For a Dyed-in-the-Wool C/C++/Java Guy? 575
Oracle and the Java Ecosystem 157
Oracle's Latest Java Moves Draw Industry Ire 372
Feature Phones Make Java ME, Not Android, the #2 Mobile Internet OS 286

And it should be the law: If you use the word `paradigm' without knowing what the dictionary says it means, you go to jail. No exceptions. -- David Jones