How about getting a real social life, and leaving this to the social nerds?
Need to say something to a bunch of people? Write a bloody mail!
I'm not on facebook, and don't get me started on twitter...
Ok, I started...
"Hi guys! I'm on the toilet!"
"Hi guys! Now I'm washing my hands!"
First 3 thoughts:
1. Who cares?!
2. Does he/she have a waterproof phone/laptop (or even scarier, a waterproof desktop in the toilet)?
3. The first text had dirty hands...