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Journal Journal: A geeky, Catholic, pro-life plan to reduce GCC 4

They tell us global climate change is caused by atmospheric carbon. Based on plant ability to sequester atmospheric carbon, I suggest the following methodology for sequestering carbon away from the environment for long periods of time.
  1. Plant native, drought resistant, edible plants on every available surface with sun. They need to be native and drought resistant because they will only be watered with rain.
  2. Have lots of babies. At least 10 children per family, whenever possible.
  3. Encourage the mortal sin of gluttony. Ideally everybody should die of an obesity related illness and should weigh in at over 200 lbs at death.
  4. Discourage cremation at death, encourage full body ground burial in metal caskets encased in concrete to prevent accumulated carbon from escaping back into the atmosphere.
  5. Close sections of graveyards when full, and plant native drought resistant edible plants on top of the graves, to accumulate more carbon for sequestration.
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Journal Journal: 170419 (almost)

Took a leap of faith and left my bags buried under a freeway overpass. This gives me the mobility to walk around. The world is a nasty place these days. The security guard is everywhere. If you didn't arrive in a car, park in the lot, and make your way to the front door then you are a person of special interest. Especially if you look homeless. There are plenty of pretendo homeless people, fakes. Rich kids on the street because they like it, they've been assigned there, or they don't want to go f*ck their dog and make the next million dollars to get out of it. The security guard doesn't care. Especially if you don't look like a pretendo or a fake. Especially if you look like a real homeless person. You must go, now, and never come back. Wherever you go you must die. If we ever see you again then we have the right to wait for you around the corner and jump you from the blind side. You cannot be here.

If the security guards had you on a list it wouldn't be any worse. You are a person of special interest if they have "seen this individual before". Believe that! If they have so much as seen you before, taken note of you, put your description down on a sheet of paper and faxed it to security guard intl central, then the next time they see you they will be on you from a mile off, with guns drawn. Display your shopping list and your monetary tender held up high on the way and then you have TWO MINUTES. You have two minutes and then they're coming back in for you.

Can a homeless person get some civil rights? Property? I don't think you have the property rights that you're claiming. First, all of this for LEASE land never has a security guard. The overhead landowner never (or most often) plants a security guard on for lease or negotiable space. In the event of a large store, warehouse, department store, grocery store, then likely they have a parking lot crew and a security guard. But many of these strip malls, plazas, etc., they don't actually sublet any sort of landowner rights to hire a security guard. The largest business in the building calls for a security guard, the security agency just goes with it, and the security guard then proceeds to take over the entire block and anything in sight from there. Property? Get the hell back to the single doorplate that called in to hire you and I really don't think that doorplate had the property rights to hire you to begin screaming "YOU CAN'T BE HERE BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN YOU BEFORE".

Can a homeless person get some civil rights?

Well, the truth is, it's all a cover up for doggy sex perverts and child sex trade. Rich people trust fund babies and outright millionaires.

I have two questions, one for each candidate.

Mr. Trump, do you and the other wealthy people in the world participate in mockeries of sex acts with dogs for money and purchase children for sex?

Mrs. Clinton, do you and the other women of the world have three hands? ... I guess that's why the nation elected Trump. They'd rather talk about the money then the babies.

http://mapfortu.wikidot.com/
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And after all these years off the public main boards, why is my karma still tanked at terrible? Is this some sort of account farming hate cult? It's only been like six years since I've been posting public comments. Doesn't the karma float back to neutral?

Fucking faggits.

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Journal Journal: 170418 (budz)

j0 t4i5 is l33t-h4x0rz.h. 25k for j00 to pwn4g3 teH w3rld. hooks and tricks to be included, 465 tetris building blocks that work on nearly any platform that uses it.

you are a re-rolled sack of sh*t. those ones have three hands and are x-tra k-leet perfect.

you have the same 20 thousand mile chance as anybody else. predestination takes it all to hell.

BUT WHAT OF CAPITAL LETTERS?

You don't get any. You are a walking talking brain stem. a runt. The world has been scripted since capital letters, and then given over to you under the shift key exemption. Oh, yeah, and you can use CAPS LOCK.

pffft.

8th plague, thunder and HAIL!

9th plague, wander in darkness with lots of excuses and nobody knows.

10th plague, the voice of the LORD.

Rich people, trust fund babies, and millionaires are all dogsex pedophiles. One session with dog, about 1 million. One child for carnal pleasure, about 300k. Buy too many kids and live a ghetto fantasy until the next million bucks. Everything else is financed under 100 thousand.

This world is a farm. Start walking.

HiLJ
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Journal Journal: Like Owen Wilson in Armageddon 7

So the Fuckhead Of The United States is having literally the worst first month of a presidential term and his big idea is a 2020 campaign rally in fucking Florida this weekend?

Oughtta just nuke the whole country, it's the only way to be sure at this point. Fucking Yanks.

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Journal Journal: Javascript Frameworks are Broken 1

Hint for any advertising-supported blog or news site: Cut back on the number of your Javascript framework supported advertisements.

Yes, the average client computer has more than 4GB of memory nowadays, but that doesn't mean people's browsers can re-download the same framework elements 20,000 times and hope that the article they're trying to read will ever load.

Instead, use static, text and image based adverts. If you must have animation, use animated GIF. Stop abusing the memory resources of the viewers of your websites.

In the end, more page views will translate to more clicks, even with older technology.

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Journal Journal: Keep fucking that chicken 2

A warning for Trump:

You run into an asshole in the morning, you ran into an asshole. You run into assholes all day, you're the asshole,

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Journal Journal: How long until President Pence? 43

Game theory would seem to point to sooner rather than later. As of right now, there is almost zero downside (and quite a few perks available if done right.) Of course, this assumes the GOP congresscritters could organize a piss up in a brewery, something that hasn't been a surefire thing since the 90s.

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Journal Journal: Mr George Michael: A Statement 1

I completely condemn the death of George Michael yesterday morning, which was senseless, a needless tragedy, and caused great pain to hundreds of millions of fans and those who enjoy music.

This utterly despicable death comes on the heels of the pointless loss of David Bowie, and combined with Brexit and the election of Trump, is more evidence of cruel and malignant mentality amongst those responsible for the guidance of the universe at this present time.

I call upon those responsible to stop it, and to end their monstrous campaign against humanity.

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Journal Journal: Rogue One 1

Yeeeeesh. Kinda the opposite of the The Force Awakens, weirdly: There's an actual serviceable plot, but none of the characters are given time to develop personalities or motivations. Also, between shitty lines and an underfunded costuming department, Vader looked and sounded like an idiot.

There are a couple of cool moments, and there's a certain satisfaction and integrity present in the fact that R:O is a (mostly) standalone story. But, one thing a Star Wars shouldn't be is boring, and this delivers in spades on that front.

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Journal Journal: Shocked, I tell ya 1

Sheriff Joe Arpaio to hold press conference on Obama birth certificate investigation

Verily tingling with anticipation.

In related news, Cornell Belcher details how race and racism still had a part to play in the 2016 election:
 

Jenée Desmond-Harris

A question a lot of people ask around the question of the role race and racism played in Trumpâ(TM)s election is, âoeHow can you say Americans are concerned with race when they elected Obama?â I know the long answer is in the data presented in your book, but whatâ(TM)s the simple response to that?

Cornell Belcher

They didnâ(TM)t. Thatâ(TM)s the thing here. The majority of whites did not elect Obama, and thatâ(TM)s the wolf at the door. The vast majority of whites did not support President Obama and President Obama won back-to-back majorities, and that caused the realization of their power waning. Mitt Romney ran up a higher score among white voters than Ronald Reagan, when Reagan had a landslide in 1984.

Conservatives may want to take note of this, however:
 

In battleground states, particularly more diverse states, the percentage of white people voting Democrat decreases significantly as that population gets more diverse. So diversity is having an opposite impact that is harmful to Democrats.

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