Actually, I am insane. And wearing this little thing in my ear makes me appear normal!
Not only that, but some guys PAY me money now to look busy and sit in an office!
Just don't ask the Mythbusters to test the myth that the LHC will destroy the Earth. After they demonstrate that the popular, but stupid, misconception is busted, they will keep adding explosives until they manage to get the job done, just to satisfy our explosion lust.
(I hear Michael Bay is directing the next season!)
Didn't you mean up-up-down-down-L-R-L-R-B-A-start?
No amount of careful planning will ever replace dumb luck.