BSA discovers way to increase size of anus, so they can pull larger numbers out of it.
What are the consequences of refusing this firmware update?
After awhile, it'll cease to have any networking support. Even the browser will turn off. Who knows -- it's proprietary. They might even have a logic bomb in there that after a year, it erases all your savegames, stomps on it's own dick, and declares war on Panama in your name, all while throwing the reds in with the whites and focusing microwave energies into your freezer to make your ice cream all melty.
You sound like you've taken care of most of what you can... so...
Get a bunch of hackers together and tell them to do their best to DDOS your old site!
Words like what?
You did read the part where they say 'even when the attacker's identity is unknown', or? They don't know who it is, but they want to drop bombs on them.
No office pranks in that department, eh?
Lou to his cubicle-neighbor Jimmy, "I just ordered a strafing run on that sonovabitch who had me kicked from the TF2 server".
Jimmy: Uh. I'm gonna take off early today.
I wonder how this will develop.
you forgot that he ENHANCES the data a couple times too
Whatever happened to Love Thy Neighbor?
Tried, restraining order put a stop to it though...
Al Qaeda recruited an Art Major and told her. "Go shoot the President of the United States!" She bought a camera.
Al Qaeda recruited a Music Major and asked. "Do you know how to blow up a bridge?" He replied, "No, but if you hum a few bars I can fake it."
Al Qaeda recruited a Psychology Major and said "Destroy the Evil One!" He shot himself.
Al Qaeda recruited an English Major and told her. "We need a whopper!" She said, "Do you want fries with that?"
What could possibly be bad in a code base that contains functions such as "void die_you_gravy_sucking_pig_dog(void)"?
That it's not written in CamelCase.
And on the seventh day, He exited from append mode.