I have a cute narrative for DARPA. It's called Fuck You, Thought Police.
Bob was reading a book one day called, Fuck You, Thought Police.
Government thugs broke into his home, beat him, and took him to prison. They said he was a subversive. They said that although he hadn't committed any violent crime in the past, that he almost certainly would based on research conducted by well-meaning geeks who studied the effect of stories on people's thoughts and actions.
Bob was never heard from again.
Real programmers don't comment their code. It was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.