I have a cute narrative for DARPA. It's called Fuck You, Thought Police.
Bob was reading a book one day called, Fuck You, Thought Police.
Government thugs broke into his home, beat him, and took him to prison. They said he was a subversive. They said that although he hadn't committed any violent crime in the past, that he almost certainly would based on research conducted by well-meaning geeks who studied the effect of stories on people's thoughts and actions.
Bob was never heard from again.
Your code should be more efficient!