I knew it: my inability to have that Maserati (or Picasso, or Springsteen ticket, or whatever) at a price I am willing and able to pay is a failure of the *market*! So, it behooves the government to change the laws so that I can have them at my price. What, a movie, piece of music, book is different because it's "information"? So are the blueprints for that Maserati, the ideas in Picasso's head, and the sound waves traveling between Bruce's guitar and my ears.
Admit it - you people: you want stuff made by others for free. You are thieves. Be proud of it. The rationalizations are unbecoming.