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Comment Re:Progress in Human Geography? (Score 3, Funny) 523

I've been studying human female geography for years. Fascinating terrain and beautiful features are there for all to admire. I can look at a platinum blonde and tell whether it's virgin metal or a common ore.

I've also met my fair share of females who have too much in common with glaciers. Got too close to one of them and nearly got frostbite on my naughty bits.

Comment Re:Heat death denial (Score 1) 199

Regardless of cause, I am sure that our benevolent government in Washington D.C. will come up with the solution to this problem. My guess is that massive tax increases and drastic lifestyle changes (for us, not them) will be involved.

Seriously, won't somebody think of the children millions of generations from now?

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