I've skimmed through all one-hundred-and-something comments; I'm surprised no one has made one joke about whether these guys should be considered black-hat or white-hat hackers...I thought the KKK had priority when it comes to white hats...
You must be new here - that's the "Relationship" sphere next to the poster's username that you can use to make people a friend or foe
mine was -razor- and same thing happened to me.
I went through the same thing and ended up looking at Ensure (or similar type) meal replacement shakes as a possibility...my wife rightly pointed out that no matter how easy it made lunches, it would just make everyone who looked in the office fridge and found out they were mine think I was dying of cancer.
I haven't seen anyone's tongue evolve yet...Linguistic evolution may happen, people using the wrong words for things just because everyone around them does is just encouraging stupidity.
see affect/effect, complement/compliment, insure/ensure, using 'hopefully' as an adverb clause.
To get back on your feet, miss two car payments.