An anonymous reader writes: Erotic encounter in exchange for 5000 WoW gold — $1 Reply to: email@example.com Date: 2007-08-18, 3:34PM CDT 21/m — I'm offering myself for a sexual encounter consisting of ALMOST anything you want, in exchange for 5000 World of Warcraft gold on the Echo Isles server. Email must include a picture of your character with 5000g, and the character showing it's on the Echo Isles erver (must be Alliance, also). Exchange of the gold will take place before anything else happens, although we can do it at your place while I'm there if you are more comfortable with that. I'm not your typical WoW nerd, and I just don't play enough to buy my epic mount on my own. This way, everybody wins.