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Journal pudge's Journal: Porn King of Abbottabad (Ballad of Osama Bin Laden) 1

My new song, "Porn King of Abbottabad", is up.

Some asked me when I might follow up on my song "Osama Bin Laden, You Ruined My Birthday" (for which I won a coveted Schrammie award). Then, driving into work last week, hearing news about the porn cache Bin Laden had in his compound, it struck me that he probably used his terrorist information network to make some extra money on the side and became the number one provider of porn to the Greater Abbottabad region of Pakistan.

So there you go.

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Porn King of Abbottabad (Ballad of Osama Bin Laden)

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  • Good song, except you haven't caught on to my new naming scheme: all "bads" are now going to have nastier synonyms, like Islamadisgusting. Or, yes, Abbottaterrible. Or Hyderanasty.

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