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Journal Journal: Stretch [Ralph] Nader's Winsted

I saw the article title and first line of about "A Look At Nader's Winsted" three or four times before I clicked on it.

A look at Nader's Winsted

10/25/2004
By LAURA WALSH
Associated Press Writer

WINSTED -- A first baseman's glove is what comes to mind when anyone asks Fred Silverio to describe his friend Ralph Nader...

I kept trying to think of how Ralph Nader could be like a first baseman's mit. I came up with a few but eventually clicked through and found out that the writer meant her comment totally differently than I took it. Still, I thought that I would share some of my thoughts with you:

"Why Ralph Nader is Like a First Baseman's Mit"

  • He helps you reach for wild throws.
  • He is well suited to be involved in nearly every play made on the field.
  • He enables you to firmly tag your opponents.
  • Enemies run away from his tag.
  • Neighbors remember you fondly.
  • People invite you on the David Letterman show if you have one.
  • Nicknames like "Stretch" are yours for the taking.
  • Though you have made 10,000 sure plays, you may get blamed if the rest of your teammates don't deliver and you let one slip past.
  • Red Sox fans have a special place in their heart for you.
  • You can still help 70 year old little boys remember how to play.

That's not so bad. Of course, that's not what the gentleman had in mind. He just remembered that Ralph was the only guy who had such a mit.

My Dad is the same age as Ralph. My Dad has always had a first baseman's mit. Guess I'll have to think of both my Dad and Ralph Nader every time I see a first baseman play.

Come to think of it, my Dad is an awful lot like Ralph but my Dad was born three months before Ralph so Ralph is an Aquarius while my Dad is a Scorpio. (Do Scorpios make better first basemen than Aquarians?)

Maybe Ralph still has the mit-- My Dad has his. Well, they both gave up playing baseball a long time ago. At least they are both still ready to play.

Posted Oct. 25, 2004 by John Bescherer (Notmtwain) Copyright 2004 by John Bescherer

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Nader draws mixed opinions from his native Winsted
Newsday - Long Island,NY,USA
By LAURA WALSH. WINSTED, Conn. -- A first basemans glove is what comes to mind when anyone asks Fred Silverio to describe his friend Ralph Nader. ...

Jeffords writes to Nader, asking him to drop his campaign
Boston.com - Boston,MA,USA
MONTPELIER, Vt. (AP) The only independent in the US Senate has written to independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader asking him to drop his campaign in the ...
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Biographical information on Ralph Nader
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EXPERIENCE: Attorney, Hartford, Conn., 1959; founder of numerous consumer groups, including Public Citizen, Public Interest Research Group, Center for Auto ...

Biographical information on Ralph Nader
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By The Associated Press. EXPERIENCE: Attorney, Hartford, Conn., 1959; founder of numerous consumer groups, including Public Citizen ...

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Journal Journal: The curse of the Babe. Bring a flower for Victoria

They should cancel the Series. Killing that girl in Boston is the single worst instance of the results of sports hooliganism that I have ever seen.

And I think that the Boston police have to take full blame for that.

And the fans who were causing a ruckus too-- they should be ashamed.

And the Mayor and management of Boston-- they are the ones who set the policies-- these policies must change TODAY.

Instead of cracking down on alcohol, how about just asking people to stay home from the damn game unless they promise to treat it as a game... No one should live their lives as if it really mattered to them in any way.

Win or Lose-- Celebrate the teams efforts. Promise to do better next year if you lost. Forget about it if you lose. After all, it is just a game. That someone like that girl was killed shows what a bad joke the city of Boston is yet again.

How about that convention? I'll bet that brought in dozens of dollars of new revenue to the city.

The mayor and the police department of Boston are a bad joke.

By the way, the Red Sox had beaten the curse of the Bambino...

but there is a new curse... The Curse of the Babe...

I had thought that the Red Sox would win... but I have changed my mind. The people of Boston deserve to lose for another 86 years for this one. Not just the Red Sox-- the Patriots, Celtics, Bruins, the Revolution--

All the teams should lose-- unless the police, the Mayor and all the people of Boston take full responsibility immediately and change their policies TODAY.

Show your support for peace and games and that you take responsibility and that you will work to insure that this kind of thing should never happen again-- Bring a rose to Fenway or to St. Louis to throw on the field for Victoria.

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Journal Journal: Little Orphant Ralphie

Not There= Nader

My neighborhood is plastered with 4 Nader signs... well, my cars, actually and there's one in the window of my house.

Still, there are 300% more Nader signs here this week than there were last week. At this rate, I hate to think of how many will be around this place by election time.

The kids will probably start dressing up as Ralph before you know it, singing:

LITTLE ORPHANT RALPHIE
(apologies to: James Whitcomb Riley (1849-1916))
INSCRIBED WITH ALL FAITH AND AFFECTION
To all the little children: -- The happy ones; and sad ones;
The sober and the silent ones; the boisterous and glad ones;

The good ones -- Yes, the good ones, too; and all the lovely bad ones.

LITTLE Orphant Ralphie's come to our house to stay,
An' wash the cups an' saucers up, an' brush the crumbs away,
An' shoo the chickens off the porch, an' dust the hearth, an' sweep,
An' make the fire, an' bake the bread, an' earn his board-an'-keep;
An' all us other childern, when the supper-things is done,
We set around the kitchen fire an' has the mostest fun
A-list'nin' to the witch-tales 'at Ralphie tells about,
An' the Re-pub-li-cuns 'at gits you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!

Wunst they wuz a little boy wouldn't say his prayers,--
An' when he went to bed at night, away up-stairs,
His Mammy heerd him holler, an' his Daddy heerd him bawl,
An' when they turn't the kivvers down, he wuzn't there at all!
An' they seeked him in the rafter-room, an' cubby-hole, an' press,
An' seeked him up the chimbly-flue, an' ever'-wheres, I guess;
But all they ever found wuz jist his pants an' roundabout:--
An' the Re-pub-li-cuns 'll git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!

An' one time a little girl 'ud allus laugh an' grin,
An' make fun of ever' one, an' all her blood-an'-kin;
An' wunst, when they was "company," an' ole folks they wuz there,
She mocked 'em an' shocked 'em, an' said she didn't care!
An' thist as she kicked her heels, an' turn't to run an' hide,
They wuz two great big Black Things a-standin' by her side,
An' they snatched her through the ceilin'
'fore she knowed what she's about!
An' the Re-pub-li-cuns 'll git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!

An' little Orphant Ralphie says, when the blaze is blue,
An' the lamp-wick sputters, an' the wind goes woo-oo!
An' you hear the crickets quit, an' the moon is gray,
An' the lightnin'-bugs in dew is all squenched away,--
You better mind yer parunts, an' yer teachurs fond an' dear,
An' churish them 'at loves you, an' dry the orphant's tear,
An' he'p the pore an' needy ones 'at clusters all about,
Er the Re-pub-li-cuns 'll git you
Ef you
Don't
Watch
Out!

____________________________________________
No really, the signs is gettin' outta-hand. One day they was not there and then they wuz everywhere.
They was multiplying like locusts.
I kep' on a chuckin' em in the garage but they kep' on a multiplying.
Soon, it was all I could Kerry.
I had to trow the rest in the Bush.

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Journal Journal: Chat It Up With Nader

I read yesterday in the New York Times that this was a pretty humorless election. I read this article this morning and thought that people might enjoy it.

Chat it up with Nader - York Daily Record
Chat it up with Nader

MIKEARGENTO

Monday, October 11, 2004

NEWS ITEM: President Bush and his wife and Sen. John Kerry and his wife separately appeared on the "Dr. Phil" show. In addition, Kerry has appeared on "Live With Regis and Kelly." Today, it's Ralph Nader's turn. * * *

DR. PHIL: I'm glad to have as my guest today Ralph Nader, independent candidate for president. As you know, I have a new book out, "Family First: Your Step-by-Step Program for Creating a Phenomenal Family," available at bookstores and on Amazon.com and wherever books or groceries or clothing or anything is sold. And to explore Family First, where best to start that with the families that hope to be our first families. I've already had President Bush and his lovely wife Laura on the show. And I spent an hour with Sen. John Kerry and his lovely wife Theresa. Today, we have Ralph Nader. Thanks for joining us today, Ralph.

NADER: Call me Mr. Nader, please.

DR. PHIL: I'm sensing some hostility, Ralph. What was your relationship with your father?

NADER: Dr. Phil, I came on the show to talk about how our political system is broken and rife with corruption, and you're asking me about my father?

DR. PHIL: Ralph, please, let go of your pain.

NADER: The only pain I'm feeling is the headache I'm getting from listening to you.

DR. PHIL: Again with the hostility. I'm going to tell you, Ralph, I've been watching you and I've just met you, but I think I can get to the bottom of your problem.

NADER: I don't have any problems.

DR. PHIL: Denial just isn't a river in Egypt, Ralph. What I think is you have a deep-seated desire for people to love you and accept you and that you're running for president to validate those feelings ...

NADER: No, I'm running for president to call attention to the fact that our political system is hopelessly broken and corrupt ...

DR. PHIL: Personally, Ralph, I think it's a cry for help. Running for president, as I've pointed out on my previous, highly rated show, is one of the signs of a potential serial killer. You're exhibiting seven of the signs. Jeffrey Dahmer only presented five ...

NADER: What are you talking about?

DR. PHIL: You know, I tell fat people that they're fat because they want to be fat. You're running for president because you want to run for president. It's a cry for help. Don't you see?

NADER: I have no idea what you're talking about. * * *

OPRAH: Welcome, girlfriends, to a very special show. My guest today, independent presidential candidate Ralph Nader.

NADER: Thanks for having me, Oprah.

OPRAH: You look fabulous, Ralph. Have you been working out? Doing pilates, maybe?

NADER: I've been running for president, Oprah.

OPRAH: Yes, you have. That's very special. Now, I understand that you live a life on the verge of poverty.

NADER: Well, Oprah, I live very simply, if that's what you mean.

OPRAH: Well, I have a surprise for you. A NEW CAR! YOU GET A CAR!

NADER: Oprah, I'm very flattered, but I don't need a car.

OPRAH: But it's a Pontiac, Ralph.

NADER: Oprah, that particular model has scored poorly in crash tests, and its gas mileage is poor, at best. Additionally, there have been problems with the air bags and it performed poorly in federal side crash tests. I'd be more than glad to accept your gift, but what you're giving me is a wasteful death trap that, if it doesn't kill me, will certainly lead to the early demise of this planet ...

OPRAH: Such a gloomy Gus. Turn that frown upside down! * * *

CARSON: Tonight, on "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy," we face perhaps our biggest challenge, Ralph Nader.

NADER: Glad to be here to be able to tell your audience about how our political system is broken ...

CARSON: Speaking of broken, where'd you get those shoes? My God, man, I didn't think they even made shoes that ugly.

NADER: Shoes?

KYAN: And that haircut. What does your barber use, a Weed Whacker?

CARSON: That suit might have been stylish around the turn of the century -- the 18th century -- but it's just horrible.

NADER: You know, I'm here to talk about politics. My appearance doesn't matter.

CARSON: Well, that's obvious. * * *

REGIS: Welcome to the show. Kelly, you're looking fine this a.m.

KELLY: Thanks, Reeg. We have Ralph Nader here. I'm not sure I know who Ralph Nader is.

REGIS: He's running for president, Kelly.

KELLY: I haven't seen any of his TV ads. Is he the guy from Texas or the guy with the horse face?

REGIS: Neither one, Kelly. He's an independent.

KELLY: Wow! That's so interesting!

REGIS: OK, come on out, Ralph.

NADER: Glad to be here.

REGIS: That suit! I love that suit!

KELLY: You're really tall, Mr. Nader. How tall are you?

NADER: Um, I'd like to talk about efforts to get my name on the ballot in places like Pennsylvania ...

REGIS: Pennsylvania! I love Pennsylvania and those wacky Amish people with their horses and buggies! I love it!

KELLY: But they dress so plainly. Is there something wrong with a little color?

NADER: I'm, uh, not sure ...

REGIS: This is fascinating! I wish we had more time! Thanks for coming, Ralph! Good luck with whatever it is you're trying to do!

Mike Argento, whose column appears Mondays and Thursdays in Living and Sundays in Viewpoints, can be reached at 771-2046 or at mike@ydr.com.Read more Argento columns at ydr.com/mike.

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Journal Journal: Nader Blasts Republicans!

Nader Blasts G.O.P.
Someone brought this Borowitz report to my attention
today. I think that it's true that the Republicans are
falling down on the job with regard to promoting
Nader.

To Republicans, I say:

  • How about
    running a few ads for Nader?
  • What are you
    doing to get him on the ballot today?
  • What are
    you doing to get him elected today?

The
Borowitz Report .com

NADER BLASTS G.O.P. FOR TAKING WEEK OFF FROM HIS
CAMPAIGN

Republicans Have Lost Sight of
Mission, He Charges

Independent presidential
candidate Ralph Nader today blasted the Republican
Party for holding its convention this week, charging
that the G.O.P. was recklessly taking a week off from
working on his campaign.

"At a time when the Republicans should be working
overtime, collecting signatures to make sure that I am
on the ballot, they are partying hearty in New York,"
Mr. Nader said.

"The Republicans had promised me that getting my name
on the ballot was Job One," he added. "Clearly, they
have lost sight of their true mission."

But Bush strategist Karl Rove disputed Mr. Nader's
charges, telling reporters that while the Republicans
are meeting in New York, detainees at Guantanamo Bay
are busily manning a phone bank, urging voters in key
swing states to put Mr. Nader's name on the ballot.

"A lot of folks don't think we're capable of doing two
things well at the same time, but we keep proving them
wrong," Mr. Rove said. "Look at Iraq and
Afghanistan."

At his press conference, Mr. Nader was flanked by his
family, including the little-known Nader twins, Leaf
and Muesli Nader.

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I would rather have my ignorance than another man's
knowledge, because
I have got so much more of it. --- Mark Twain

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Journal Journal: Nader for President

I was very pleased to see that Ralph Nader is up to 5% in the national polls. ( Time Magazine, 10/4/2004, p.18)

He should be included in the national debates.

He should at least be heard by people who take this whole thing seriously.

Here are his comments on the first debate:

Ralph Nader's Response

Like most of you, I've just finished watching the parallel interviews called the Presidential debates between Bush and Kerry. And I'd like to share a few comments briefly with you. First of all, neither have an exit strategy for the war in Iraq and both of them say we're going to win the war in Iraq-which means an endless occupation, which breeds resistance, and which does not cut the bottom out of the insurgency, because mainstream Iraqis are given no light at the end of the tunnel that they're going to get their country back with a set schedule under a US military and corporate (i.e. oil company) withdrawal from their nation.

Eisenhower, when he was running for president in 1952, promised the American people that he would get us out of the Korean War. It was a harder war to get out of because behind North Korea was Communist China and the Soviet Union, but he got us out of the Korean War. These two gentlemen can't even get us out of this quagmire war that we were plunged into, unconstitutionally, on a platform of fabrications, lies, and deception-and, one might add, against the better judgment of retired diplomatic, military, and intelligence officials.

Other points on the debates, Bush said it was going to be an all-volunteer army; he didn't quite say he was opposed to the military draft, but he moved a little closer to that. Bush still promotes this total boondoggle, un-workable missile defense system. 'Star Wars' has been condemned as unworkable by the leading physicists in the United States, many of them consultants to the Pentagon, but that doesn't stop Bush from spending ten billion dollars a year on that boondoggle. Kerry seems to be much stronger on the non-proliferation of nuclear materials issue, especially from former countries of the Soviet Union.

Both of them were very weak on Darfur and the Southern Sudan and the genocide that's going on there. They expressed sympathy and mentioned something obliquely about the African Union, but really indicated they had no plans to support the African Union with the necessary means to preserve those people from further slaughter.

All in all, I think the people got a longer look at John Kerry than they ever have. They're used to George W. Bush. I would say that within the narrow confines of the so-called debates there was the edge to Kerry over Bush. However, having said that, Jim Lehrer really narrowed the range of subjects to the debate. We didn't hear anything about the Israel/Palestine conflict; we didn't hear anything about global arms control in the broader sense; we didn't hear anything about the global trade treaties-WTO and NAFTA-nor did we hear anything about the need to do something about the military budget of the Pentagon, which is so wasteful.

So, the Nader/Camejo ticket remains the only one that was against the war-before it started, during, and after-and wants to bring the troops back home, stop the endless occupation and proliferation of violence in that area, and indeed reflects the growing majority of American people who want us out of there and who now think that sending troops there was a mistake.

So we want to continue spreading this effort of waging peace, muscularly, robustly to avert conflict and of putting the best foot forward in the United States, so it can become a humanitarian super power.

We again welcome your volunteer support, your signing up on our email list, your generous contributions.

Thank you, again.

People who want to help should find a Meetup group in their area.

Nader for President

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