Poor NASA. They've truly suffered through a woebegone week of bad news. First, the space agency was slammed for losing $94m worth of equipment . Then a space station computer was sabotaged by a subcontracting company. Finally, an internal investigation has found that some astronauts were dangerously drunk during takeoff.
El Reg's lexicographical soviet this morning ramped up to Defcon Red after our Mephistophelean terminology radar detected a potentially-fatal neologism hidden in an otherwise innocent Reuters report.
"What if" is a trademark of Hewlett Packard, so stop using it in your sentences without permission, or risk being sued.