writes: ComputerTan claims to allow you to get a tan from your computer monitor, thus enabling legions of tired, pale geeks to look like they walked right off the beach at Ibiza.
In a related story, this submitter claims to be highly amused.Link to Original Source
Real Programmers don't write in FORTRAN. FORTRAN is for pipe stress freaks and
crystallography weenies. FORTRAN is for wimp engineers who wear white socks.