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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
Contact:
Joseph Browning
Expeditious Retreat Press
www.exp.citymax.com
josephbrowning@exp.citymax.com
Expeditious Retreat Press seals exclusive adventure publishing deal with Elite Game Master Doug Douglason for 1 on 1 Adventures #6.66--The Pleasure Prison of the Bthuvian Demon Whore.
Austin, TX -- January 29, 2006 - Elite Game Master Doug Douglason has just agreed to bring his masterwork adventure The Pleasure Prison of the Bthuvian Demon Whore to print in the 1 on 1 Adventure's line published by Expeditious Retreat Press [NYSE:XRP]. The 1 on 1 Adventure line is designed for 1 GM and 1 player.
Recently featured in the rampantly popular short film "Fear of Girls" by YNG Turk Films, Mr. Douglason was pleased to see his works getting their just desserts. According to Douglason, "Mr. Browning contacted me through YNG Turk Film's owner, Ryan Wood. After his excellent expose of the inner life of an Elite Game Master brought my talent to the screen for thousands, nay, millions, of gamers, it was inevitable that the offers start flowing in. Unfortunately for Pixar, Mr. Browning from Expeditious Retreat Press approached me with the offer I had been waiting for: complete creative control."
"A chance like this comes around once a century," Mr. Browning smilingly said. "A talent such as Mr. Douglason possesses needs complete creative freedom. Within the first few minutes of "Fear of Girls" we knew we needed to add Mr. Douglason's work to our popular 1 on 1 Adventures series. The Pleasure Prison of the Bthuvian Demon Whore will be the pinnacle of the crème de la crème of the already fairly creamy line."
Mr. Douglason expects to deliver the manuscript soon and gamers world-wide can look for 1 on 1 Adventures #6.66 The Pleasure Prison of the Bthuvian Demon Whore within the next few months. "We're expecting great things from this adventure," Mr. Browning said. "Given Mr. Douglason's talent, we can guarantee it's going to be more than the simple 'hobbyist gamer' can deal with."
Contact Expeditious Retreat Press: josephbrowning@exp.citymax.com
Contact: YNG Turk Films: yngturkfilm@gmail.com
[If this joke press release breaks any Slashdot rules, please accept my apology and delete it. Just thought people would be interested to know there's going to be an adventure out soon-- Joseph Browning]
Contact:
Joseph Browning
Expeditious Retreat Press
www.exp.citymax.com
josephbrowning@exp.citymax.com
Expeditious Retreat Press seals exclusive adventure publishing deal with Elite Game Master Doug Douglason for 1 on 1 Adventures #6.66--The Pleasure Prison of the Bthuvian Demon Whore.
Austin, TX -- January 29, 2006 - Elite Game Master Doug Douglason has just agreed to bring his masterwork adventure The Pleasure Prison of the Bthuvian Demon Whore to print in the 1 on 1 Adventure's line published by Expeditious Retreat Press [NYSE:XRP]. The 1 on 1 Adventure line is designed for 1 GM and 1 player.
Recently featured in the rampantly popular short film "Fear of Girls" by YNG Turk Films, Mr. Douglason was pleased to see his works getting their just desserts. According to Douglason, "Mr. Browning contacted me through YNG Turk Film's owner, Ryan Wood. After his excellent expose of the inner life of an Elite Game Master brought my talent to the screen for thousands, nay, millions, of gamers, it was inevitable that the offers start flowing in. Unfortunately for Pixar, Mr. Browning from Expeditious Retreat Press approached me with the offer I had been waiting for: complete creative control."
"A chance like this comes around once a century," Mr. Browning smilingly said. "A talent such as Mr. Douglason possesses needs complete creative freedom. Within the first few minutes of "Fear of Girls" we knew we needed to add Mr. Douglason's work to our popular 1 on 1 Adventures series. The Pleasure Prison of the Bthuvian Demon Whore will be the pinnacle of the crème de la crème of the already fairly creamy line."
Mr. Douglason expects to deliver the manuscript soon and gamers world-wide can look for 1 on 1 Adventures #6.66 The Pleasure Prison of the Bthuvian Demon Whore within the next few months. "We're expecting great things from this adventure," Mr. Browning said. "Given Mr. Douglason's talent, we can guarantee it's going to be more than the simple 'hobbyist gamer' can deal with."
Contact Expeditious Retreat Press: josephbrowning@exp.citymax.com
Contact: YNG Turk Films: yngturkfilm@gmail.com
[If this joke press release breaks any Slashdot rules, please accept my apology and delete it. Just thought people would be interested to know there's going to be an adventure out soon-- Joseph Browning]
