This morning I had the pleasure of answering the call. It went like this:
"Hi, this is the Windows IT department calling about your computer."
"A computer? what's that?"
"I'm calling about your computer."
"Computer? I've never heard of this. What is a computer?"
"What is a computer? OK, buddy — get lost" (hangup)
So, what fun stories do you have about pranking scammers?