Blame the guy that planted the tree! It is indisputable that had he not put that tree there she would be alive!
And beer! Beer companies have a lot of money too! Sue beer company for killing her!
Lol, not a bad idea. Like nazis used to turn off electricity in whole blocks to see if the resistance transmitter stops working.
Screw up updates to half of computers, see if what you want to stop has stopped. Divide, conquer:)
In a few decades of failing updates you will know who is doing it, totally worth it right?
What, they will set up a profitable business model around it making sure it is never extinguished so that they can sell subscriptions forever, and ocassionally coming up with a new strain of cancer when business gets slow?
I can totally see Microsoft doing just that...