- Play guitar
- Breath fresh air
- Have sex
- Got married (sometimes have sex)
- Became a father (twice)
- Maintained a social life
There is no such thing as the Star Wars Holiday Special. There is no such thing as the Star Wars Holiday Special. There is no such thing as the Star Wars Holiday Special.
My god, the memory burns in my mind.
"trying to break into the Safari monopoly"
I don't think that word means what you think it means.
Iran just doesn't want the Chinese to be reading Iranian dissident mail before they do.
We gotta get those motherfucking eels off the motherfucking hovercraft.
I think that's a reaction to the nitroglycerin. I've heard that referred to as "bang head"
Lawyers, please sharpen pencils and expense account - BT has just dropped the soap in the shower..
You want lawyers to shove sharp pencils up BT's asses in the shower? Hardcore, man... hardcore.
"When the going gets tough, the tough get empirical." -- Jon Carroll