Oh journal, guess what?? Nope, I don't have some funky disease
I have been rewarded my first 5 moderator points due to mah uber L33T posting skillage. Ah am gunna call mama and she will love me again.
I'm not sure but I think my last few posts have been so incredibly brilliant that the Slashdotters not only started to love me, but find me to be smart!
Yay me!! I swear, I am going to teel everyone I know that I have 5 moderator points on Slashdot.
Dead? No excuse for laying off work.