if you aren't reading xkcd regularly by now - there may be no hope for you. but really - go read this and i dare you to not, at the very least, smile. me, i laughed out loud. that's lol for those of you no longer using whole words.
Never tell people how to do things. Tell them WHAT to do and they will surprise you with their ingenuity. -- Gen. George S. Patton, Jr.