Someone else has thought of that too. (NSFW)
Maybe we should just put them on the jw axis, let it oscillate, and call it good.
I was going to commit an act of terror, but then I got high.
I'm sorry, but as a mechanical adding machine guy, it's really hard to watch a computer guy get a chuckle at somebody else given their chosen platform's inferiority and not have a chuckle about it myself.
Everyone is still getting this story wrong. Everyone. Even conservatives. Even the National Review.
Gonzales never claimed he was not involved in the firings. He never claimed he was not in any meetings about the firings. He never claimed he was not in any conversations about the firings.
Those who can, do; those who can't, write. Those who can't write work for the Bell Labs Record.