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Journal fustakrakich's Journal: Everybody has morals 1

The "Mafia's" Ten Commandments: Reprint

1. No-one can present himself directly to another of our friends. There must be a third person to do it.

2. Never look at the wives of friends.

3. Never be seen with cops

4. Don't go to pubs and clubs.

5. Always being available for Cosa Nostra is a duty - even if your wife's about to give birth.

6. Appointments must absolutely be respected.

7. Wives must be treated with respect.

8. When asked for any information, the answer must be the truth.

9. Money cannot be appropriated if it belongs to others or to other families.

10. People who can't be part of Cosa Nostra: anyone who has a close relative in the police, anyone with a two-timing relative in the family, anyone who behaves badly and doesn't hold to moral values.

You won't find a single state that's any more liberal... or more conservative. You will never find a state with a more... oh, how would you say... "accurate" kill list, or swifter justice. Since the mob runs the world anyway, let's just eliminate (so to speak) the middleman.

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Everybody has morals

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  • Do you promise to complain really loud when Progress has crushed individuality and capitalism, and returned us to full aristocracy?

"The eleventh commandment was `Thou Shalt Compute' or `Thou Shalt Not Compute' -- I forget which." -- Epigrams in Programming, ACM SIGPLAN Sept. 1982

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