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Submission + - Cyber Jousting Vector Monkeys Re-Create Optical Tweezers in Minecraft Forums (

dragonfly_blue writes: According to LASER_PEN on, the Slashdot team of Cyber Jousting Vector Monkeys have successfully recreated the long-desired & heretofore considered unobtainable Optical Tweezers in Minecraft. You can witness this for yourself in either the Minecraft forums themselves right here or you can watch without directly affecting the results in accordance to the Heisenberg Uncertainty Principle through the Dwarf Fortress Forums, as the story goes.

Submission + - Happy Swedish Fish Day!

dragonfly_blue writes: Just wanted to wish CmdrTaco, SarcastaBitch, Hemos, Jon Katz, et. al. a Very verrily Verrily Happy Hoppy Svedish Swedish Fish ( SANS lute ) Fisk Day!

- Jack Merlot

a.k.a. dragonfly_blue

a.k.a. Mark Beihoffer

Yours Truly,

Your Friendly Neighborhood ( BoF ) Systems Administrator

- Jack A. Merlot

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