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Comment Re:Well (Score 1) 528

I'd like to be a fly on the wall at some of the *AA's meetings. I imagine it goes something like this:

Director: "Folks, things are looking grim, profits are down and our market is shrinking. We need ideas people, we need to move forward! Our old business model just doesn't work anymore: we need to bring this industry into the new millenium, how do we do it?"

*sound of rusty gears turning*

Random Schlub: "I've got it! What about this: we lobby the government to make it illegal for people to not give us money?"

Director: "It's PERFECT!"

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