Granted. Perhaps they should make those available as torrents so they can cut their losses.
I was going to call them parasites, but after reading about the website that sells pubic lice, I decided I didn't want to compare the BSA to such a relatively reputable and useful business endeavor.
People said the same thing about the iPhone, and we all know haow that turned out...
My iPhone magically drops calls and freezes. I'm not impressed by magic so much anymore.
Since you are a network guy, I guess you could go take a look at those cables in the sea that keep getting cut every few months. I bet the original contractor just put a rock on them so they remain at the bottom but they are all in a tangled-mess and one gets loose from time to time.
What's wrong with all you people!?!?
The correct method is to just cut the pizza however you want. Then offer the other person the opportunity to pick their slice(s) first. While they are distracted selecting their slice(s), club them like a baby seal. Then you may eat all of the slices and possibly make a profit after searching their pockets.
Facebook is not your Personal Army!
"Costa Del Haering. Haeringville. Marina del Haering. Tacoburg... Tacoburg?!"
Pause for storage relocation.