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Journal Journal: random ramblings from my youth...

my name is joe
and i work in a button factory
one day
my boss came up to me
he said
hey joe
are ya busy?
i said no
he said
push this button with your right elbow
my name is joe...
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Journal Journal: dontcha hate that...

okay so say you go into a store and buy something. you hand the guy (or girl) a 20. life is good.

then they give you your change. and THEY GIVE YOU THE BILLS BEFORE THE COINS. what the fuck? how are you supposed to get the coins off the bills without dropping them all, especially if you only have one free hand? iiii dunno.

do you have any idea how many places i go back to just because the cashier gave me the coins first? wayyyy too many...

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