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"A Cosmic Cube is (usually, but not always) a cube-shaped matrix that holds vast energies that are responsive to the wills of sentient beings."
"A sentient being can use a Cosmic Cube to manifest its thoughts as reality, and thus to accomplish virtually anything it desires."
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Thus spake the master programmer: "Time for you to leave." -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of Programming"